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The unknowing reader might now be asking, what is a Mundas? The PR Mundas, who for some reason lives in an ad from the 50s would respond " why good sir, a mundas isn't a what, he's a Who!". Feminism didn't exist in 50s ads, you see. Mundas is an Arabic word, from the Arabic root of Dasasa, And a Mundas is a male person who has performed an action of Indisaas. A Mundas is an infiltrator.
In the Syrian Government Dictionary, of the common type where a user has to search for the last letter first, then the first letter, then the second (yes, such dictionaries exist), Dassasa is filed under the letter s, and is defined as:
أي إشي بيعملو الواح وبيحط شي بغير مكانو, يعني إذا والواح قال للواح شي شغلة والواح حط بالحكي تبعو شي عبورة عبّورة يعني بيكون دس هي العبورة دسدسة. والزلمة يلي بيدس حالوا بينص الحديث بنقلو "مندس ولو قرد قوم نقلع لبرا"
وطبعا هدول المدسوسين المخربين الصهاينة السلفي الإمبريالية العملوء للخورج, كلهياتهن كلهياتهن مندسين وعميطالبو بالحرية والعدالة والحقوق بسبب أجدنة خورجيي, مو هيك سلنغو؟
The important part is the last bit, as it details the evil acts of common infiltration performed by infiltrators, such as calling for freedom, human rights and justice. So yeah, if you fall under that definition, welcome to the club. After This Is All Over, We'll be printing badges. Sign up for one.
